Oh yeah

It lets you connect
It lets you interact
But why's it always full of
Miserable twats?

I don't want to judge
But don't you think its weird
To use the internet
Just to threaten Mary Beard?

CHORUS
Why d'ya have to spoil
My favourite toy?
Such a dilemma
For a 21st century boy

I know you think you're free
To say just what you want
But it's only your
Ignorance you ever flaunt

Why d'ya think it's fine
To tweet a threat of rape?
Why don't you fling your shit
At all the other apes?

CHORUS
Why d'ya intellectually
Pollute the world
It's such a crap sandwich
For a 21st century girl

#douchebag

CHORUS
You shit on everything
Was that your goal?
Well done, man
You're a 21st century troll

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah ...

We don't wanna be in your gang
(Your gang!)
Arguing with Caitlin Moran
(Moran!)
We don't wanna be in your gang
(Your gang!)
Your gang
(Your gang!)
Your gang
(Your gang!)

Meh ...
Whatever ...

#lastbit

Last night a follower was angry and sour
Wah! Wah! Bitter Twitter tweep weep
Logged on this morning, they'd been bitching for hours
Wah! Wah! Bitter Twitter tweep weep
Bitter Twitter tweep weep
Bitter Twitter tweep weep

Grow up ...

Pricks ...

Written by Intermittent Explosive Disorder
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