There's a golden opportunity
To improve this land for you and me
We can exercise democracy
And get rid of Katie Hopkins

The nation's foremost trolling scum
Says if Labour win the election
She'll go on one-way vacation
And we'll be rid of Katie Hopkins

We know that Ed's a waste of space
An empty suit of no real note
But we can wipe that smile off Hopkins' face
For the cost of just a single vote

Forget about the policies
Abandon party loyalty
Just cross that box responsibly
To get rid of Katie Hopkins

A sour, festering sack of bile
That grows more rancid every day
We know of no-one else more vile
It's time to send her on her way

We know it's hard, we understand
To cast a vote for Milliband
But we can do our bit for Engerland
And get rid of Katie Hopkins

So everybody, get on down
To a polling station in your town
When May the 7th comes around
And get rid of Katie Hopkins
Vote Labour when the chance comes round
To get rid of Katie Hopkins
For the love of God, vote Milliband
And get rid of Katie Hopkins

Written by Intermittent Explosive Disorder
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