I'm going to miss you
Don't know what I'll do without you
I want you to stay
And I never will forget you
I'm sorry that I let you
End up this way

And you meant the world to me
And you were the heart of my sanity

You came to me from day one
A whole love affair had begun
You soothed my soul
'Cause you brought such stability
And perfect compatibility
You gave me control

And we played as children do
These games were always a joy with you

CHORUS
I'll never get over my PS3 dying on me
I spent four-hundred hours playing “L.A Noire” and “Fallout 3”
And, yes, I love my PS4
And, yes, it gives me a whole lot more
But I'll never let go of the memories of my PS3

And you made Saturdays come alive
With your Dualshock and Blu-Ray drive
You felt like a friend
The years happily rolled on by
Your high-def world filled the sky
I didn't want it to end

Then you took your final breath
The cold, cruel, yellow light of death

CHORUS
I'll never get over my PS3 dying on me
I spent every weekend playing “Minecraft” and “Doom B.F.G”
And, no, I won't turn to XBox now
Because I'm not a dudebro, and, anyhow
I'll never betray all the memories of my PS3

I tore you down in my fear and in haste
Replacing your cooling pads and thermal paste
I reflowed your solder, my heat gun afire
But I couldn't save you, and your warranty had expired

CHORUS
I'll never get over my PS3 dying on me
I played “Red Dead Redemption” and every “Final Fantasy”
And, yes, I love my PS4
And, yes, it gives me a whole lot more
But I'll never let go of the memories of my PS3

Written by Intermittent Explosive Disorder
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