Are you lonesome tonight? Are restrictions too tight? Is the lockdown just driving you mad? Have you stuffed yourself full? Bored right out of your skull? Have you lost whatever grip that you had? Don’t worry. You’re not alone.
In a time when we are told that “we are living in unprecedented times” with an almost unprecedented frequency, it’s important to cling on to your sanity, and that’s not just our opinion; the talking mushrooms who live behind the skirting board in our studio reckon that as well.
If you want to stay sane, stay busy. As Slartibartfast put it, “Hang the sense of it all, and keep yourself occupied”. Make sure you’ve got something to do. Alphabetise your tins of soup, redecorate that spare leg, and give your dildo collection a spring clean. You could even Skype your relatives if you’re feeling particularly desperate.
So, before you give your knobs and knockers a good wipe down for the postman, why not grab yourself an MP3 to listen to later on while you’re counting your hair? Or, perhaps you could even watch the video? (it’s okay, we’ve sprayed it with anti-bac). Don’t forget to share it with everyone and subscribe to our YouTube channel too while you’re at it.
Please wash your hands …