Downloads

All of our songs are available here for free download in MP3 format (in two different bit rates), and with full lyrics. Or, if you’re not sure, you can just listen to them using the handy player.

Copy, distribute, or use these songs however you like so long as it is for personal, non-commercial purposes and no money changes hands (to use them commercially you must contact us first).

We’re also happy for you to use them in your YouTube vids, as long as you give us a credit and a link back to this site. And don’t forget to tell us in case we might want to link to your video!


Albums/E.Ps

(click here to go to singles)


Everything you need to know about the Donald Trump presidency (pee tape not included)
Track listing for "The Orange Album"
1The Bizarre-Handed Spanner1:21
2Alt-Rising *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
5:05
3President Fart
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:37
4Donald You've Nae Troosers *2:18
5Fair And Balanced1:43
6F--k Facebook (Cambridge Analytica Edit) *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
3:15
7Phurious Oryndge
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
3:40
8D.K.N.Y2:16
9Vladimir Putin
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
4:30
10This Little Wiggy1:19

A leaked digital dossier of secret agents, world domination, hacked private lives, and spider sex.
Track listing for "The Secrets and Spies E.P"
1Don't Tell Anyone I'm A Spy
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:57
2Lottery Super-Villain
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:35
3Arachnophilia1:27
4The N.S.A Hacked My Email3:56

Includes more lazy attempts to relate to you through the medium of things that once happened than the entire career of Peter Kay
Track listing for "Planned Obsolescence: The Topical E.P"
1Keep Calm and Carry On *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
2:48
2The Pig Society *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:25
3Itsy Bitsy Inferno0:29
4#KatieMustGo
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
2:21
5One Million Twats *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
2:58

A suitably romantic selection of songs of love, devotion, and acts that are illegal in some parts of the world (play safe, kids)
Track listing for "The Love E.P"
1Forever And A Day
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
5:23
2Love In The Time Of Fundamentalism
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
2:49
3Bum Sex Is For Everyone0:18
4Who Said You Could Die, You Bastard?! *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
4:38

We are ubiquitous. We are four tracks. We are downloadable. Expect us to entertain you. Or annoy you. One or the other.
Track listing for "The Ubiquitous E.P"
1Bono *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:36
2Oh, Nigel Farage!
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:13
3(Far Too) Close To Me *0:33
4Brian A-Go-Go2:48

Four potentially viral tracks for you to like and share with your friends ... unless you want to keep them, that is.
Track listing for "Share and Enjoy: The Social Media E.P"
1F--k Facebook *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
3:15
2Bitter Twitter Tweep Weep *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
3:36
3The Un-Amazing Instagram *0:23
4A Town Called Google Plus2:07

A newly expanded, seasonal collection of festive treats, exclusive versions, and a track or two that were just there originally.
Track listing for "The Considerable Christmas E.P"
1Christmasdoo
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
2:57
2Merry Christmas (God Is Imaginary) *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
5:10
3Stop The Marketing
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
2:59
4We Wanna Start A Fire *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:48
5Lament For An Unsung Universe
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:13
6Stop Killing People, You Twats *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
5:41
7Gays In Arabia0:13
8Lament For An Unsung Universe [Demo]2:32
9Merry Christmas (God Is Imaginary) [Karaoke Version]5:10
10Christmasdoo [Karaoke Version]2:57

Our first album, comprising 13 original tracks and two exclusive bonus tracks for you to screech along drunkenly to.
Track listing for "Fire In The Hole"
1Disco Bitch
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:06
2The Atheist Hymn *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:03
3Mad Rad-Fem *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:30
4Why Can't Jeremy Clarkson Just F--k Off? *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:56
5Song For Nic
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
2:37
6Knifecrime Island *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:11
7The Ballad of Dick Littledick *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
3:11
8The Music Box Massacre
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:38
9Hatless *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
5:11
10We Love The E.D.L
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
2:41
11How To Play With Your Willy
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video
2:32
12Seven Shades *
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:09
13Farmergeddon
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics
4:36
14Disco Bitch [Karaoke Version]4:06
15Knifecrime Island [Instrumental Version]4:11

Singles

(click here to go to albums/E.Ps)

Christmasdoo cover image

Christmasdoo

14 Dec 2018
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Vladimir Putin cover image

Vladimir Putin

20 Jul 2018
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Phurious Oryndge cover image

Phurious Oryndge

13 Jul 2018
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Alt-Rising cover image

Alt-Rising*

06 Jul 2018
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Chronocide cover image

Chronocide

27 Apr 2018
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

P.S cover image

P.S

02 Mar 2018
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Stop The Marketing cover image

Stop The Marketing

20 Nov 2017
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

The Laughing Electorate cover image

The Laughing Electorate*

01 Sep 2017
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

#KatieMustGo 2017 cover image

#KatieMustGo 2017

08 May 2017
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Piers Morgan Is A Cock cover image

Piers Morgan Is A Cock*

14 Apr 2017
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Drat The Peelers! cover image

Drat The Peelers!

14 Mar 2017
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

We Wanna Start A Fire cover image

We Wanna Start A Fire*

26 Dec 2016
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

President Fart cover image

President Fart

19 Aug 2016
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Keep Calm and Carry On cover image

Keep Calm and Carry On*

29 Jul 2016
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Forever And A Day cover image

Forever And A Day

01 Jul 2016
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Lottery Super-Villain cover image

Lottery Super-Villain

20 Dec 2015
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

The Pig Society cover image

The Pig Society*

26 Sep 2015
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

#KatieMustGo cover image

#KatieMustGo

05 Apr 2015
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

One Million Twats cover image

One Million Twats*

20 Mar 2015
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Bono cover image

Bono*

13 Mar 2015
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Oh, Nigel Farage! cover image

Oh, Nigel Farage!

20 Oct 2014
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Bitter Twitter Tweep Weep cover image

Bitter Twitter Tweep Weep*

10 May 2014
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Fuck Facebook cover image

F--k Facebook*

05 May 2014
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Farmergeddon cover image

Farmergeddon

05 Oct 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Seven Shades cover image

Seven Shades*

21 Sep 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

How To Play With Your Willy cover image

How To Play With Your Willy

07 Sep 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

We Love The E.D.L cover image

We Love The E.D.L

24 Aug 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Hatless cover image

Hatless*

10 Aug 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Knifecrime Island cover image

Knifecrime Island*

29 Jun 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Song For Nic cover image

Song For Nic

14 Jun 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics  |  Video

Mad Rad-Fem cover image

Mad Rad-Fem*

17 May 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

The Atheist Hymn cover image

The Atheist Hymn*

05 May 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

Disco Bitch cover image

Disco Bitch

22 Apr 2013
192 kbps  |  320 kbps  |  Lyrics

* May contain one or more words that your nan would not be a fan of

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