Isn’t it marvellous how the pandemic is finally over, Brexit is done, and the fascist threat to American democracy has been thoroughly vanquished, and we can at last deal with the really important problems?
For instance, why is it that none of the major supermarkets ever stock the matsutake mushrooms I like? It’s not as if we’re living in some third world hell-hole, is it? Look around you! Does this look like Middlesborough? Not even Ocado has them, and they’re usually so reliable!
And, speaking of reliable, whatever happened to that nice Romanian chap who renovated my kitchen? I haven’t heard a peep out of him since the referendum! I hope he’s available for work soon, because I really need that new conservatory finished in time for the summer!
So, while you bang on about BLM or climate change, or any of the other myriad trivialities of life, why not download an MP3 to play through the Bang and Olufsen, or perhaps you might watch the video on the 77″ LG OLED? Don’t forget to share it with everyone, and subscribe to our YouTube channel too while you’re at it!
See no evil, hear no evil, delightfully entertain no evil …