Category: News

Piers Morgan Is A Cock

Piers Morgan Is A Cock

It’s Easter half-term, so everyone’s on holiday – even us! We’re taking a break from our usual brand of intelligent, subtle, and witty musical satire to instead bring you a few minutes of entirely deserved gratuitous verbal abuse.

Drat The Peelers!

Drat The Peelers!

They are often referred to as the “thin blue line”, although many have implied over the years that the line might in fact be somewhat thicker. Not us, of course … we’d never stoop to making such a crass insinuation.

The Secrets and Spies E.P

The Secrets and Spies E.P

Forget gruff men in raincoats exchanging briefcases at a midnight bridge rendezvous, or teenage loners living in a Ukraine basement sneaking in through an unsecured port, we’ve got the confidential files you want; our brand new E.P, featuring four privacy-busting songs

Don't Tell Anyone I'm A Spy

Don’t Tell Anyone I’m A Spy

He is suave, sophisticated, and cool. He is also nihilistic, sexist, and amoral but, surprisingly, these are not his worst qualities. That honour must surely belong to the fact that everyone knows who the bloody hell he is.

Ssshhh!

Another day, another leak … and, no, we’re not talking about 45’s alleged activities in a Russian hotel room. This is one that you should be able to hear all about without needing to expunge lunch-ejecting images from your mind, as it’s the news that we’ve got a new E.P coming your way!