Planned Obsolescence: The Topical E.P

Planned Obsolescence: The Topical E.P cover imageIsn’t it just typical the way reality heartlessly insists on marching away from events you’ve written about, thus rendering your take on them progressively less relevant over time? Or, to put it another way, welcome to our E.P of topical stuff that dates annoyingly swiftly.

If you’re the kind of person who finds referenda, burning arachnids, petitions to reinstate producer-thumpers, the political threats of trolls, and prime ministerial pig-fucking to be so last year (or even last month) then this is the collection for you.

Expiring faster than a clutch of hysterical, irritating teenagers in a horror movie (and just as enjoyable to sit through), and featuring “Keep Calm and Carry On”, “The Pig Society”, “#KatieMustGo”, “One Million Twats”, and an exclusive new track unavailable elsewhere, this is the ideal way to remind yourself that however bad you thought 2015 was, 2016 has turned out to be demonstrably worse.

So, if you feel like wandering down memory lane (or, given how recent it all was, down the memory path to your front gate), why not scroll southwards and download a zip file containing the sort of musical accompaniment you’d expect to hear on the next edition of Channel 5’s “I Love A Week Last Thursday” nostalgia cheap-fest. Just don’t blame us if Stuart Maconie or June Sarpong show up to say how they remember it like it was yesterday.

Best Before: any time prior to now.

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Includes more lazy attempts to relate to you through the medium of things that once happened than the entire career of Peter Kay
1 Keep Calm and Carry On *
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2:48
2 The Pig Society *
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3:25
3 Itsy Bitsy Inferno
0:29
4 #KatieMustGo
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2:21
5 One Million Twats *
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2:58

* May contain one or more words that your nan would not be a fan of

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