I am undefeated king of political dance floor; no matter what record I spin, everyone boogies to my tune, and when light hit mirror ball it throw off rays of Novichok in every direction. Turn up music, let hair down! Welcome Club Vlad!
Before fall of Communism, everything come via black market, and we always bought American; LP records for dancing, trainers and jeans for hip youth look … but then, wall fell, country go broke, and we embrace free market! We still buy American, only now instead of music and clothes it’s football teams and presidents!
But, hey, you didn’t come here for Russia history lesson, you came Vlad’s to party, yes? Have drink, have dance, enjoy hospitality! Maybe you like party in hotel room later? You want to meet pretty girls? Believe Vlad, our girls are the prettiest, and very discreet. You have good time, no-one know …
I tell you what, while I make sure fresh tape in camera, you scroll down and listen to Vlad’s top favourite new MP3, or perhaps even watch video, huh? Don’t forget to share with everyone, they all enjoy I’m sure, and subscribe to YouTube channel too while you’re at it. Believe me, you want to subscribe if you know what is best for you.
Forget Kozachok … we do Kompromat …
UPDATE: You can now download this song on “The Orange Album” along with nine other similarly-hued tracks!
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