Not Dead Yet
You know what it’s like. It’s Christmas, you’re a bit drunk, you’ve had buggered organs for nine months, and you start getting sentimental about one of the best friendships you’ve ever had and wondering how much time you have left …
After 7 years of making each other giggle like twats, and somehow managing to get all the way to London with it, you tend to look fondly upon that time and promise yourself that you won’t let a shafted renal system or a relocating band mate get in the way of it continuing.
After all, who knows what the future holds or how much of it there is left? What, ultimately, is life actually for, if not for spending as much time as you can with those you like and care about most? And should one stop drinking scotch around the holidays if it only leads to writing songs like a complete soppy bastard? Probably, yes.
So, while you spend yet another tedious four hour blood-washing session trying to find a comfortable position, why not replace the PBE alarm with a suitable MP3, or perhaps even watch the video? Don’t forget to annoy the urea out of all the other patients with it and subscribe to our YouTube channel too (assuming the NHS WiFi will let you).
I don’t want to go on the cart! I think I’ll go for a walk! I feel happy!