President Fart

President Fart cover imageWe wanted to write a song about the beauty and poetry of the English language, and how words often undergo subtle shifts in meaning from place to place. Sadly we couldn’t be arsed and wrote this song instead.

So, what can we say about the Republican presidential candidate that hasn’t already been said? Apart from the fact that he’s a sociopathic, infantile, bigoted, intellectually-vacuous, repeat failure whose only success is in continually selling grade-A bullshit to a nation that hasn’t bothered to take a sniff at what they were buying, probably not much.

I suppose we could say that he represents the greatest argument against capitalism, freedom of expression, or the American dream, and that no-one has done more to highlight the fact that hair restoration technology still has a long way to go. But, what we’d really like to say is that, thanks to Donald, we undoubtedly have the best evidence yet discovered to support the nominative determinism hypothesis. I mean, seriously, can you think of a better name for a loud blast of foul-smelling anal wind than “Trump”?

So, before you start going through the process of establishing exactly who was responsible for smelling, dealing, denying, or supplying it you should scroll down the page and get yourself an MP3 that will give you something to listen to as the fourth horseman saddles up and adjusts his comb-over. And, of course, you’ll want to subscribe to our YouTube channel after that, won’t you?

Make America flatulate again …

UPDATE: You can now download this song on “The Orange Album” along with nine other similarly-hued tracks!


"President Fart"
Written by Intermittent Explosive Disorder

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