We don’t usually do lyric parodies, preferring instead to inflict our own original creations upon you … but, with all that’s happened recently this just seemed to be the perfect vehicle for saying simply: fuck this year.
We Wanna Start A Fire Read Post »
It is often said that Christmas is a time for peace on Earth, and goodwill to all, but it seems that neither the year itself (or a substantial number of people living in it) have actually gotten that message.
Stop Killing People, You Twats Read Post »
Once again it’s that time of year when we all get together to share gifts, memories, and arguments with elderly relatives about Brexit and how we ought to “send back anyone with a touch of the tar brush about them”. It’s also that time when we announce our forthcoming christmas song!
Be Excellent To Each Other Read Post »
We wanted to write a song about the beauty and poetry of the English language, and how words often undergo subtle shifts in meaning from place to place. Sadly we couldn’t be arsed and wrote this song instead.
Isn’t it just typical the way reality heartlessly insists on marching away from events you’ve written about, thus rendering your take on them progressively less relevant over time? Or, to put it another way, welcome to our E.P of topical stuff that dates annoyingly swiftly.
Planned Obsolescence: The Topical E.P Read Post »
